THAT MAKE SENCE

1.Every lady hopes !

               that her daughter will marry a better man than she did,

& is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!

 2. So many options for suicide:

    Poison,sleeping pills,hanging,jumping from a building,lying on train track,

   But we chose marriage ,slow sure !

 3..If time doesn,t wait for you,don,t woory,

 just remove the damn battery from the clock & enjoy life!

 4..only 20 percent boys have brains,rest have girlfriends!

 5.10% of road accident are due to drunken drive.

     Which makes it a logical statement that,

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking !

 6..When thinks go wrong ,when sadness fill your heart ,

   when tears flows from your eyes always say these words.

         Eh ganapat,chal daru la

 7..All desirable things in life are either ,

   illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

 8.laziness is our biggest enemy – Jawalarlal Neharu.

   We should learn to love our enemies – Mahatma Gandhi

  Ab aap bataaye kisiki sune bapu di ya chacha di ???

 9. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance & what cloths we wear,

   but what we are inside ,

   so try going out naked tomorrow & see the admiration!

10.He is good man .He never smoked ,drank had no affair.

     When he died,the insurance company refused the claim.

                               They said   

                 He who ever lived,cannot die!

11.A man threw his wife in a pond of crocodiles,?

    He,s now being harassed by the animal rights activists for

    Being cruel to the crocodiles!

12. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like

      expecting the loin not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

                      Think about it,

13. Don’t walk as if you rule the world ,

      walk as if u don’t  care who rules the world!

      That’s called attitude…..keep on rocking!